février 2012
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
tumblrs post bar got all colorful and happy bring back the emo
WTF TUMBLR!?
moustachesandbacon:
Omg… What is this…?
“I did not deserve to have the freedom that I had and it takes one to know one....”
– Sara Quin (via saraquinbanter
)
Tegan: We’re so glad that Sara didn’t die, although she wore a jacket on stage; it’s so hot up here. And... that’s my jacket.
Sara: That’s my face. So basically your face is a variation of my face.
Tegan: I came out first, leading me to believe that that’s probably my face that you copied. My egg was fertilized and I felt bad for your soul and so I broke in half and let you come along on this journey with me.
Sara: I would say that it’s more likely that it was my womb first and I kicked your fucking shit ass out.
Tegan: Well, and I’ll take that, you know why? The first twin always bonds with the mom first so I feel like mom and I have a lot closer relationship. Plus she feels sorry for me because you sat on my ear. And now it’s all curved and someday when I have a lot of money I’m going to get it fixed. And nobody’s gonna even know but I’m going to look totally different. I’ll be a completely different face. I’ll look probably more like you.
Sara: The original face.
Tegan: My face is wider; I have a stronger jaw. Which leads me to believe they made your face out of the left over clay.
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beyoncebeytwice:
when a website doesn’t let me copy an image i just take a snapshot of it
beyoncebeytwice:
when a website doesn’t let me copy an image i just take a snapshot of it
Tegan: In a picture of herself, [Sara] said she looked like a dinosaur who needed braces.
Sara: Laugh at my insecurities. I didn’t want to bring it up, but Tegan has ptosis in her left eye and she looks like she has lyme disease.
Tegan: I don’t know, that’s tragic. That’s my eyes’ tragic, which is kind of hot, but you being a dinosaur that needs braces is just really weird.
Sara: Actually I’ve come to terms with my quirky teeth. I asked my mom specifically today. We went for coffee and I said ‘Why didn’t you get me braces?’ …and she said nothing. What did you say actually, mom? I forgot what you said.
Mom: I said we were too poor.
Sara: We were too poor. Not true. Not too poor to have 7-Eleven every weekend. We could’ve cut down on Tegan’s slurpees and we could’ve gotten Sara braces. ... I’m kidding.
Tegan: Yeah but it's not fair we're twins you can't give one something you can't give the other and I was born with perfect teeth.
Sara: But Tegan was sitting on my head in the womb...
Tegan: You know what?! You were sitting on me, I’ve got a fucked up ear! My ear is all twisted. Play the song dinosaur.
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“Someone actually sponsors us to get along now, so. Every time we smile at each...”
– Tegan Quin (x)
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me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
“Beauty is nothing, beauty won’t stay. You don’t know how lucky you are to be...”
– Charles Bukowski (via thenocturnals)
Audience Member: Will you marry me?
Sara: ....
Audience Member: So was that a yes or no?
Sara: No, I won't marry you.
Tegan: She's an ice queen; you don't want her anyway.
Sara: It's nothing against you, personally
Tegan: She doesn't want to move to England.
Sara: I just don't want to get into that whole, you know, I have to get you papers and then you're always at my house and I'm like, 'why are you here again?' and then, you know, that kind of shit.
*Audience member asks Tegan to marry her*
Tegan: Thanks for asking. That's very nice.
Sara: Apparently Tegan is really into this person, so perhaps they want to get married.
Audience Member: Tegan will you marry me?
Tegan: Sure.
Sara: God, you're like fucking captain kangaroo over there.
Tegan: No, I just think it's good for our balance. You know, you're dark, I'm light. You're bad, I'm good. You say no, I say yes. You're mean, I'm nice.
Sara: I have standards, you're a slut.
*Johnny comes to high five Sara*
Tegan: Well I'm still nice!
Sara: And a slut.
pwopercreeper a demandé : Do you speak french ? :D
Sara: We had to do something to make money so-
Tegan: We prostituted ourselves.
Sara: You had to make it sexual, didn’t you?
myyouthisslippin a demandé : I lreally ove your blog (Ja'ime tu blog) :P